HATA BONGO KUMBE HAYA MAMBO YAPO BANA..........LOL

Nadhani baadhi ya ndugu zangu wananisoma kisukari sukari ninaposema kumbe haya mambo hata bongo yapo maana wao huwa yana wakumba sana kwenye nchi kadhaa kadhaaaaaaaa.sitaki kutaja jina

SALAMU TOKA BUKIVI KWA SHAMSU

JOKE OF THE DAY

Utajivunia kuwa mu- Kenya

1. Umoja ni estate, utengano ni setbook

2.Mbio za marathon huishia kwa balcony

3.Cha mlevi huliwa na mututho

4.Mwenye macho hanywi chang’aa

5.Asiyekubali kushindwa atakuwa PRIME MINISTER

6.Cha mututho mwanfuu hu, na akinywa ha…

7.  Cha mlevi huliwa na MAKARAO

8. Ukistaajabu ya musa, hujaskia ya ONYANCHA

9. Mpiga ngumi ukuta ni SONKO

10.Usipo ziba ufa watu watakuchungulia

11. Mwenye nyege haambiwi tazama

12.Mgema akisifiwa mututho huingilia kati

13.Kidole kimoja ni jina ya church ya HELLON

14.Asiyefunzwa na mamaye hufunzwa na google


15.Mtoto akililia wembe amechoka kuwa KIPII

Kwa ukaribi kabisa kwa wale wasiomjua

Unayemuona pichani ni Nelly Kamwelu,Miss Universe Tanzania 2011.Nelly ndiye atakayebeba bendera yetu akituwakilisha katika mashindano ya dunia ya Miss Universe ambayo kwa mwaka huu yatafanyikia huko Sao Paulo,Brazil ndani ya Credicard Hall kunako tarehe 12 September,2011.Tunamtakia kila la kheri Nelly katika maandalizi yake.Picha zimepigwa na Mdau kikwembo mlekwa

Kila la Kheri Miss Universe Tanzania 2011 Nelly Kamwelu

NAIROBI CITY KUMEKUCHA................FLYING OVER HIZOOOOOOOOO ZAJA

ANNOUNCEMENT

    from
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                                                            thank you for your attention
       

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 muda kadhaa kabla ya waheshimiwa kuingia kwenye kampeni...........from left....muheshimiwa kimati, profesor khamisi kidago, ahmedi, beatrice.........

 muheshimiwa kimati ( General secretary akimwaga sera(

wanachama wakisikiliza kwa makini....................sera za wagombea

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WADAU WAFUMWA NA CAMERA ZETU KIPINDI CHA LIKIZO WAKILA MITAA NA DUNKER ZA KUNESA NESA....................GUESS KINA NANI HAO?????????

HUYU NDIE RAHISI ALIYEJIHUZURU KWA TUHUMA ZA UBADHILIFU WA FEDHA,,,,ALIPOJUHUZURU RUHOMBO AKASHIKA ATAMU

Rahisi aliye jihuduru kwa tuhuma za wizi wa pesa ,,,kwa jina bwana Seif pepo..................lol, kwa wasiyejua profiteeee hapo...........................................

FORMER PRESIDENT OF ATSA

Huyu ndo raisi pekee alietumikia viti viwili (uraisi na umakamu) kwa kipindi kimoja........ remember ,,,alikabidhiwa urahisi baada ya rahisi wa kipindi hicho kuhusishwa na kashfa ya money laundering