MIE THITHEMI JAMANI....................................29 October 2008
28 October 2008
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ze mkabakuli,ubaya na naniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiGOOD TIME KIDOGO.................
BAADA YA KULIJENGA TAIFA KUPITIA KITABU KAWAIDA YANGU KUBEMBEA BENBEA KIDOGO
27 October 2008
KAMATIA HIYO
Algeria sponsors 42 Tanzanians for degree studies 2008-10-17 10:08:06 By Michael Haonga
Algeria has sponsored 42 Tanzanian students to study for various degree courses lasting between five and eight years. Some 22 students out of the 42 ex-Form VI, who have qualified for the sponsorship, left yesterday, this week for Algeria. They will spend the first year studying French, the language they will use in their studies. In her speech, Deputy Minister for Education and Vocational Training, Gaudensia Kabaka expressed her gratitude for the Algerian support, saying it was a testimony of the solidarity between the two countries. ``The support will cement further bilateral ties between the two African countries under the adage: ``... a friend in need is a friend indeed.`` She said Tanzania's demand for higher education in science and other degree courses was high, adding that the assistance would help Tanzania in its war against ignorance, poverty and diseases. She urged the students who won the scholarships to make sure that they become good ambassadors of the country through the Association of Tanzanian Students in Algeria (ATSA). In his remarks the Algerian Ambassador to Tanzania, Abdelmoun'aam Ahriz, underscored the need of solidarity among African countries in various poverty and ignorance alleviation initiatives. He said his country offered scholarships for higher education to students in different African countries annually. At least 400 Tanzanian students are in Algeria taking various courses.
SOURCE: Guardian
Algeria has sponsored 42 Tanzanian students to study for various degree courses lasting between five and eight years. Some 22 students out of the 42 ex-Form VI, who have qualified for the sponsorship, left yesterday, this week for Algeria. They will spend the first year studying French, the language they will use in their studies. In her speech, Deputy Minister for Education and Vocational Training, Gaudensia Kabaka expressed her gratitude for the Algerian support, saying it was a testimony of the solidarity between the two countries. ``The support will cement further bilateral ties between the two African countries under the adage: ``... a friend in need is a friend indeed.`` She said Tanzania's demand for higher education in science and other degree courses was high, adding that the assistance would help Tanzania in its war against ignorance, poverty and diseases. She urged the students who won the scholarships to make sure that they become good ambassadors of the country through the Association of Tanzanian Students in Algeria (ATSA). In his remarks the Algerian Ambassador to Tanzania, Abdelmoun'aam Ahriz, underscored the need of solidarity among African countries in various poverty and ignorance alleviation initiatives. He said his country offered scholarships for higher education to students in different African countries annually. At least 400 Tanzanian students are in Algeria taking various courses.
SOURCE: Guardian
MALAVIDAVI NA NDOA,IRAN
HAUDHURII MTU HARUSI YA MWENZIWE SHURTI NAE AWE MUOAJI NDANI YA SIKU HIYO.KAMA NA KWETU
INGALIKUWA HIVYO CJUI WAZEE WA MINUSO KAMA
TUNGALIISHI KWA RAHA
KANUNI ZA ULIMWENGU
SHERIA ZA ULIMWENGU
SHERIA YA UWEZEKANO:Uwezekano wa kutazamwa ni sawasawa na ujinga wa kitendo unachokifanya
SHERIA YA SIMU: Kila unapopiga wrong number lazima Simu ipokelewe
SHERIA YA UDHURU: Unapomwambia Bosi wako umechelewa kazini kwa sababu gari yako ilipata Pancha,siku inayofuata itapata Pancha
SHERIA YA FOLENI: Unapokimbilia Foleni nyingine,ile uliyoiacha itaanza kusogea haraka
SHERIA YA MAKUTANO: Uwezekano wa kuonwa na mtu anayekufahamu unaongezeka pale unapokuwa na mtu usiyetaka kuonekana naye
SHERIA YA MATOKEO: Unapotaka kumthibitishia mtu kwamba kifaa hakifanyi kazi, kitafanya
SHERIA YA SHUGHULI: Kwenye Shughuli yoyote,watu ambao Viti vyao viko mbali hufika mapema
SHERIA YA UBISHI: Kila kitu kinawezekana kama hujui unachokiongelea
SHERIA YA VIATU: Kiatu kikikutosha ni kibaya
SHERIA YA BIDHAA: Unapopata bidhaa unayoipenda,wanakuwa wameshaacha kuitengeneza
By sunbizo
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SHERIA YA UWEZEKANO:Uwezekano wa kutazamwa ni sawasawa na ujinga wa kitendo unachokifanya
SHERIA YA SIMU: Kila unapopiga wrong number lazima Simu ipokelewe
SHERIA YA UDHURU: Unapomwambia Bosi wako umechelewa kazini kwa sababu gari yako ilipata Pancha,siku inayofuata itapata Pancha
SHERIA YA FOLENI: Unapokimbilia Foleni nyingine,ile uliyoiacha itaanza kusogea haraka
SHERIA YA MAKUTANO: Uwezekano wa kuonwa na mtu anayekufahamu unaongezeka pale unapokuwa na mtu usiyetaka kuonekana naye
SHERIA YA MATOKEO: Unapotaka kumthibitishia mtu kwamba kifaa hakifanyi kazi, kitafanya
SHERIA YA SHUGHULI: Kwenye Shughuli yoyote,watu ambao Viti vyao viko mbali hufika mapema
SHERIA YA UBISHI: Kila kitu kinawezekana kama hujui unachokiongelea
SHERIA YA VIATU: Kiatu kikikutosha ni kibaya
SHERIA YA BIDHAA: Unapopata bidhaa unayoipenda,wanakuwa wameshaacha kuitengeneza
By sunbizo
bujI
WAZEE WA LIGI
Wapenda ligi watatu walibishana kuwa nani amekubuhu kwa ubishi katiyao .Wakaamua kila mmoja ahadithie ubishi wa haja aliomfanyia mkewe ili wapime nani kabobea zaidi kwenye hiyo fani.
Mbishi 1 akasema: Mi siku moja nilivyokuwa nje ya nchi nilimpigia mke wangu simu usiku kafungua simu hakusema haloo...kulaleki! na mimi nikakaa kimya sikuongea mpaka alfajiri wakati simu ilikuwa wazi.
Mbishi 2 akatia: Mbona hiyo cha mtoto, mi siku moja nimerudi home nikagonga mlango mke wangu akaufungua lakini hakusema karibu mume wangu...aliniangalia tu...nikaona analeta madharau! sikuingia ndani nikasimama hapo hapo mlangoni mpaka asubuhi...huyoo nikatimua zangu job.
Mbishi 3 akaunganisha: Hiyo nayo mbona cha mtoto tu, mi mke wangu tulipooana alikuwa anaona haya kunigusa...ananidengulia eti! na mimi sikumgusa na mpaka leo hatugusani.
Mbishi 1 na 2: Aaaaaaaah faza! acha usanii, nyie si mna watoto wawili lakini?
Mbishi 3: Na hao watoto sijamuuliza kawaokota wapi... kwani mi nataka mchezo!.
Jamani wana ATSA,Ndani ya ATSA yetu nani anaweza kubishana na hawa jamaa?
Jibu kwa sunbizo
Buji.
Mbishi 1 akasema: Mi siku moja nilivyokuwa nje ya nchi nilimpigia mke wangu simu usiku kafungua simu hakusema haloo...kulaleki! na mimi nikakaa kimya sikuongea mpaka alfajiri wakati simu ilikuwa wazi.
Mbishi 2 akatia: Mbona hiyo cha mtoto, mi siku moja nimerudi home nikagonga mlango mke wangu akaufungua lakini hakusema karibu mume wangu...aliniangalia tu...nikaona analeta madharau! sikuingia ndani nikasimama hapo hapo mlangoni mpaka asubuhi...huyoo nikatimua zangu job.
Mbishi 3 akaunganisha: Hiyo nayo mbona cha mtoto tu, mi mke wangu tulipooana alikuwa anaona haya kunigusa...ananidengulia eti! na mimi sikumgusa na mpaka leo hatugusani.
Mbishi 1 na 2: Aaaaaaaah faza! acha usanii, nyie si mna watoto wawili lakini?
Mbishi 3: Na hao watoto sijamuuliza kawaokota wapi... kwani mi nataka mchezo!.
Jamani wana ATSA,Ndani ya ATSA yetu nani anaweza kubishana na hawa jamaa?
Jibu kwa sunbizo
Buji.
AL-MANARA NDANI YA BONGO
WADAU WALOKUWA AL-MANARA ,NA SASA WAPO WAKILIJENGATAIFA.KILA LA KHERI MASELA KATIKA MAMBO YENU
KULA 5 TOKA LA GRAND CHINE
AMINIA WADAU WA UCHINA TUPO PAMOJA KATIKAKULIJENGA TAIFA KUPITIA KISOMO..............................
26 October 2008
MKUU WA BODI YA MIKOPO LIVE NA OBAMA
MKUU WA BODI YA MIKOPO MH MKONO ALIKUTANA LIVE NA MH
OBAMA HUKO KIWANJA(MTONI).D'APRE MOI NADHANI SWALA
LETU LILIGUSIWA NA NDO MAANA LIBAHASHA LETU LIKA
KATIZA MAREKAN THIS TIME..........
SIFA ZA MBONGO HALISI
YANAYO TUFANYA TUWE WASWAHILI...
1.Unamwita mtu usiyemjua(wala kukutana nae kabla)aunt au anco.
2.Asilimia 90 ya CD pamoja na cassete za muziki ulizonazo nyumbani ni feki (sio original copies).
3.Stoo yako imejaa vitu (makorokoro) kwa kuwa hutupi kwa kuamini kuwa ipo siku utayahitaji kwa mfano karpet ukilitoa hulitupi n.k.
4.Una machupa ya maji matupu ya shampoo perfume pamoja na vipodozi vingine umeweka tuu wala huna shughuli navyo.
5.Watoto wako wote wana majina ya utani mfano mekiff,t puff,ubaya,ubaya,mr ,kennedy ,kaobizz ,twelaboy,shiriki,mapoz ,bronye.n.k.
6.Hakuna mtu katika familia yako anayetoa taarifa kwako anapo kuja kukutembelea mfano kaka,shangazi,masela n.k.
7.Mifuko yako imejaa vitu kama vile vijiti vya kusafishia meno,tissue,punje punje za mikate n.k ulivyochukua sehemu kama vile mgahawani.
8.Mama yako anamigogoro na ndugu na hawazungumzi kwa muda wa siku 10au zaidi.
9.Hupigi simu isipokuwa katika muda ambao gharama za kupiga ni nafuu mfn (dk 5 ,sms da 1,Ramadhan)na mara nyingi huwa una beep tu.
10.Ulipokua mdogo nguo unazonunuliwa pamoja na viatu ni vikubwa mara mbili ili uweze kuvivaa muda mrefu zaidi.
11.Wakati ukisafiri na ndege unabeba mzigo wa uzito mkubwa kuliko inavyoruhusiwa.
12.Unapomsaidia mtu na akafanikiwa basi utakuwa unasema kama sio mimi asingekuwa vile yule.
13.Sela anapomtokea demu ,au demu anapotokewa washkaji zake hupenda kujua matokeo..mfn(kama ashananii………….)
NOTE: Wapelekee waswahili wengine ili wajue ni kitu gani kinawafanya wao wawe waswahili..........................kama mimi na wewe ,
By sunbizo ,
Buji.
1.Unamwita mtu usiyemjua(wala kukutana nae kabla)aunt au anco.
2.Asilimia 90 ya CD pamoja na cassete za muziki ulizonazo nyumbani ni feki (sio original copies).
3.Stoo yako imejaa vitu (makorokoro) kwa kuwa hutupi kwa kuamini kuwa ipo siku utayahitaji kwa mfano karpet ukilitoa hulitupi n.k.
4.Una machupa ya maji matupu ya shampoo perfume pamoja na vipodozi vingine umeweka tuu wala huna shughuli navyo.
5.Watoto wako wote wana majina ya utani mfano mekiff,t puff,ubaya,ubaya,mr ,kennedy ,kaobizz ,twelaboy,shiriki,mapoz ,bronye.n.k.
6.Hakuna mtu katika familia yako anayetoa taarifa kwako anapo kuja kukutembelea mfano kaka,shangazi,masela n.k.
7.Mifuko yako imejaa vitu kama vile vijiti vya kusafishia meno,tissue,punje punje za mikate n.k ulivyochukua sehemu kama vile mgahawani.
8.Mama yako anamigogoro na ndugu na hawazungumzi kwa muda wa siku 10au zaidi.
9.Hupigi simu isipokuwa katika muda ambao gharama za kupiga ni nafuu mfn (dk 5 ,sms da 1,Ramadhan)na mara nyingi huwa una beep tu.
10.Ulipokua mdogo nguo unazonunuliwa pamoja na viatu ni vikubwa mara mbili ili uweze kuvivaa muda mrefu zaidi.
11.Wakati ukisafiri na ndege unabeba mzigo wa uzito mkubwa kuliko inavyoruhusiwa.
12.Unapomsaidia mtu na akafanikiwa basi utakuwa unasema kama sio mimi asingekuwa vile yule.
13.Sela anapomtokea demu ,au demu anapotokewa washkaji zake hupenda kujua matokeo..mfn(kama ashananii………….)
NOTE: Wapelekee waswahili wengine ili wajue ni kitu gani kinawafanya wao wawe waswahili..........................kama mimi na wewe ,
By sunbizo ,
Buji.
WHY MBONGO HAWEZI KUWA GAIDI?
Waswahili……………duh duh
Why Tanzanians can't be terrorists! 1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there
5. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane
8. We can't keep a secret; we would have told every one a week before doing it.
9. We would have put our country’s flag on the windshield
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages
By
Sunbizo
Buji.
Why Tanzanians can't be terrorists! 1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there
5. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane
8. We can't keep a secret; we would have told every one a week before doing it.
9. We would have put our country’s flag on the windshield
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages
By
Sunbizo
Buji.
WASHAFIKA............................
EBANA MASELA WAPYA NDO HAO WASHATIA MAGUU NDANI YA KIWANJA....
KARIBUNI SANA JISIKIENI MPO NYUMBANI.NA SHUKRAN ZA THATI KWA
WOTE MLOJITOKEZA KUWAPOKEA NA KUWASINDIKIZA MPAKA MAKWAO
MUNGU AKUZIDISHIENI;AMINNNN
MUNGU AKUZIDISHIENI;AMINNNN
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