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30 November 2008

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TUNATOKA KIDOGO WADAU................................

17 November 2008

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01 November 2008

29 October 2008

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MIE THITHEMI JAMANI....................................

28 October 2008

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27 October 2008

Algeria sponsors 42 Tanzanians for degree studies 2008-10-17 10:08:06 By Michael Haonga
Algeria has sponsored 42 Tanzanian students to study for various degree courses lasting between five and eight years. Some 22 students out of the 42 ex-Form VI, who have qualified for the sponsorship, left yesterday, this week for Algeria. They will spend the first year studying French, the language they will use in their studies. In her speech, Deputy Minister for Education and Vocational Training, Gaudensia Kabaka expressed her gratitude for the Algerian support, saying it was a testimony of the solidarity between the two countries. ``The support will cement further bilateral ties between the two African countries under the adage: ``... a friend in need is a friend indeed.`` She said Tanzania's demand for higher education in science and other degree courses was high, adding that the assistance would help Tanzania in its war against ignorance, poverty and diseases. She urged the students who won the scholarships to make sure that they become good ambassadors of the country through the Association of Tanzanian Students in Algeria (ATSA). In his remarks the Algerian Ambassador to Tanzania, Abdelmoun'aam Ahriz, underscored the need of solidarity among African countries in various poverty and ignorance alleviation initiatives. He said his country offered scholarships for higher education to students in different African countries annually. At least 400 Tanzanian students are in Algeria taking various courses.
SOURCE: Guardian

MALAVIDAVI NA NDOA,IRAN

HAUDHURII MTU HARUSI YA MWENZIWE SHURTI NAE

AWE MUOAJI NDANI YA SIKU HIYO.KAMA NA KWETU

INGALIKUWA HIVYO CJUI WAZEE WA MINUSO KAMA

TUNGALIISHI KWA RAHA

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KANUNI ZA ULIMWENGU

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WAZEE WA LIGI

Wapenda ligi watatu walibishana kuwa nani amekubuhu kwa ubishi katiyao .Wakaamua kila mmoja ahadithie ubishi wa haja aliomfanyia mkewe ili wapime nani kabobea zaidi kwenye hiyo fani.
Mbishi 1 akasema: Mi siku moja nilivyokuwa nje ya nchi nilimpigia mke wangu simu usiku kafungua simu hakusema haloo...kulaleki! na mimi nikakaa kimya sikuongea mpaka alfajiri wakati simu ilikuwa wazi.
Mbishi 2 akatia: Mbona hiyo cha mtoto, mi siku moja nimerudi home nikagonga mlango mke wangu akaufungua lakini hakusema karibu mume wangu...aliniangalia tu...nikaona analeta madharau! sikuingia ndani nikasimama hapo hapo mlangoni mpaka asubuhi...huyoo nikatimua zangu job.
Mbishi 3 akaunganisha: Hiyo nayo mbona cha mtoto tu, mi mke wangu tulipooana alikuwa anaona haya kunigusa...ananidengulia eti! na mimi sikumgusa na mpaka leo hatugusani.
Mbishi 1 na 2: Aaaaaaaah faza! acha usanii, nyie si mna watoto wawili lakini?
Mbishi 3: Na hao watoto sijamuuliza kawaokota wapi... kwani mi nataka mchezo!.
Jamani wana ATSA,Ndani ya ATSA yetu nani anaweza kubishana na hawa jamaa?

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